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Look, Ma! Two Hands!
No, really, I am clever; I promise.
Created on 2003-09-24 19:27:19 (#1347872), last updated 2006-02-10
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Basic Info| Name: | Sarge |
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BioI am the illegitimate offspring of the unnatural coupling between Elvis and Liberace. A fifteen-year sentence in Christian schools warped my mind beyond recovery, leaving me susceptible to nun- and chimp-humor. I have been working in the software industry ever since being placed there by the Non-Christian Protection Program, but I really want to direct.
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